If you are searching for best happy birthday wishes to write in your birthday greeting card, with the collection of more than 100 happy birthday wishes, quotes, greetings and messages, I hope you can find a meaningful message for your friend, your loved one or your family members.
Humorous/ Funny Birthday Wishes for everyone (friend, family, ...)
Writing a funny message in your birthday card would be a great way to make the special day become more meaningful. Here are 26 funny messages that I would like to share to you.
1.Writing a funny message in your birthday card would be a great way to make the special day become more meaningful. Here are 26 funny messages that I would like to share to you.
The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Stop complaining... I am older than you!!
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You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
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Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
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Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
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Better to be over the hill than burried under it.
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So many candles... so little cake.
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I wouldn't say that you're old......you've just been young longer than most of us.
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. –Sir Norman Wisdom
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Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.
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You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them.
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Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
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Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternatives.
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Q: What do you give 900-pound gorilla for his birthday? A: I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!
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Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.'...' Next time, take off the candles.
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Where would you learn to make ice cream? At sundae school.
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What did one candle say to the other? 'Don't birthdays burn you up?'
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Did you hear about the time Eddy's sister tried to make a birthday cake? The candles melted in the oven.
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BoyFriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.
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'Were any famous men born on your birthday?' 'No, only little babies.'
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What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!
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Q: What did the elephant wish for on his birthday? A: A trunk full of gifts!
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Don't worry about temptation -- as you grow older, it starts avoiding you.
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You know you're getting older when it takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
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You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience.
These happy birthday messages are perfect words to sent to your loved one, your husband, your wife or your partner to wish them a special and memorable birthday.
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Thinking of you with love on your birthday and wishing you everything that brings you happiness today and always.
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Happy Birthday my dearest and sweetest, not a day goes by when I do not think of you and how empty my life would be if you were not here
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With each year I'll love you more. Remember that your best years are still ahead of you and I'll be there for every up down and in between.
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Because you're the gift in my life, I give you my gift of love.
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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To the world, you may be one person, but to me, you are the world. Happy Birthday!
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Grow old with me the best is yet to come.
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This day, when the most beautiful female MIND was born, is my most beautiful day. Love and Long live.
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When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
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On my 60th birthday my wife gave me a superb birthday present. She let me win an argument.
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It's so sad to grow old alone. My wife hasn't had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of our Lord-only-knows.
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Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be.
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May today be filled with love, understanding, and contentment as you journey through life with me.
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When I count my blessings I count you twice Darling Wife.
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Happy Birthday To my first wife. That's just to keep you on your toes!
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Happy Birthday, darling (Wife) (Name) On this your special day And hoping joy and happiness Will surely come your way.
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There's a special place within my heart That only you can fill. For you had my love right from the start And I know you always will.
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Everything I've longed for You've made my dreams come true. But the greatest gift of all Is being loved by you. Happy Birthday!
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I'm sending you this Birthday Wish Filled with hugs and kisses too. Because there is a special place Within my heart for you My darling Wife.
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I'm glad I married you. And I bet the kids are, too. Happy Birthday!
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Love. One word...but so many memories. Happy Birthday!
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I Love You Today and everyday My darling Husband. Happy Birthday!
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I draw a circle, not a heart, around you My husband, the one I love Because a heart can break But a circle goes on forever. Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday, darling (Husband) (Name) On this your special day And hoping joy and happiness Will surely come your way.
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I'm sending you this Birthday Wish Filled with Hugs and Kisses too. Because there is a special place Within my heart for you My darling Husband.
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May the candle of our love burn forever. Happy Birthday Sweetheart!
Happy birthday wishes for family members (son, daughter, sister, brother, dad, mom)
1.Thank you for making family such a beautiful word. Happy Birthday!
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May your birthday bring you as much happiness as you give those who know you.
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You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
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I’m so happy you’re my Father And so I want to say I love you and wish you a Happy Birthday.
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Thank you for making family such a beautiful word. Have a really Happy Birthday.
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The greatest gift I ever had Came from God, and I call him Dad! Have a really happuy birthday!
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For a dear daughter (daughter in law) Here's a wish for happiness And many dreams come true Not only on your special day But always, all life through Happy Birthday.
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I'm blessed with an angel, Like heaven might send, And I call her (Name), My sister and friend, Have a lovely birthday.
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I took a week off to go to Wisconsin for my mother's 90th birthday. I probably shouldn't have. I didn't feel well the whole time I was gone and went right back in the hospital.
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I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, 'Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.' So he went out and bought a present for my mother.
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Thank you Dad...for listening and caring, for listening and caring, but, especially, for just being you! Happy Birthday to you.
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Hi happy day to you and my brother as you share same dates.keep your head up to see many more years.
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(Name) my dearest (sister, aunt, etc.) I'm so glad that we're related So I'm sure that you'll forgive me that this card's a tad belated. Happy Birthday!
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People who are nice as you Are great to be related to!
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Relatives like you Are precious and few.
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I remember when you were young Let me reminisce You're now very very old Happy Birthday, Sis.
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When it comes to Sisters There's lots of them about But you're the very very best Of that, there is no doubt. Happy Birthday!
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You're the bestest (family member) in the world That's undoubtedly so true Happy birthday, dear (Name) Happy birthday to you!
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As it's your birthday I thought I'd send you this A special card for a special friend Happy Birthday Sis!
Famous Happy Birthday Quotes
1.The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything. -Oscar Wilde
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No wise man ever wished to be younger. -Jonathan Swift
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The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. -Jerry M. Wright
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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. -Jack Benny
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Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old. -Franz Kafka
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It is utterly false and cruelly arbitrary to put all the play and learning into childhood, all the work into middle age, and all the regrets into old age. -Margaret Mead
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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. -Bob Hope
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. -Mark Twain
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If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. -Jim Eason
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Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. -Jean Paul Richter
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Don't just count your years, make your years count. -Ernest Meyers
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There is still no cure for the common birthday. -John Glenn
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Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece? -Bobby Kelton
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Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. -Daniel Francois Esprit Auber
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The first hundred years are the hardest. -Wilson Mizner
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Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
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Life should begin with age and its privileges and accumulations, and end with youth and its capacity to splendidly enjoy such advantages. -Mark Twain
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Let all beings in all the worlds be happy). Include this universal prayer in your prayers every day. This is my birthday message to you. -Sri Sathya Sai Bab
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Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new. -Sammy Hagar
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The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. -Oprah Winfrey
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Youth is a disease from which we all recover. -Dorothy Fulheim
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Real birthdays are not annual affairs. Real birthdays are the days when we have a new birth. -Ralph Parlette
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I'll never make the mistake of being 70 again. -Casey Stengel
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Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere. -George Burns
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The quality, not the longevity,of one's life is what is important. -M.L.K. JR.
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To me, fair friend, you never can be old, For as you were when first your eye I eye'd, Such seems your beauty still. -William Shakespeare
Generic Happy Birthday Wishes
1.Wishing you a Happy Birthday and many more to come.
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I hope all your birthday dreams and wishes come true.
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Not just a year older, but a year better.
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Here's to another year of experience.
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A simple celebration, a gathering of friends; here is wishing you great happiness, a joy that never ends.
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A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
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Wishing you another wonderful year of happiness and joy. Happy Birthday!
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The more candles, the bigger the wish.
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Wishing you everything happy for your birthday.10.
I hope that for every candle on your cake you get a wonderful surprise.
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Wishing you a very warm Birthday.
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Happy Birthday and many happy returns of the day.
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Best wishes on your birthday and throughout the coming year.
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Wishing you good health and happiness in life.15.
May this birthday be just the beginning of a year filled with happy memories, wonderful moments and shining dreams.
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You're not __ years old, you're __ years young.
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May your special day be filled with memories and flowers, friendship and happy hours.
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Wishing you all the fun and excitement that only birthdays can bring.
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Go you, its your birthday, we're going to party like its your birthday!
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Don't count your years for we all know you're one year older than last year.
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Birthdays Mean: cake, presents, wrapping paper, money, clothes, friends, partys etc. What more could you want on your birthday?
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Although I can't wish you a happy birthday in person; I will spend the whole day with happy thoughts of you.
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Your birthday only comes around once a year so let's make today a day to remember.
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Today is a gift of life, today it's your bithday.
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Lot's of people are thinking of you on your birthday; I just wanted to let you know I'm one of them. Have a wonderful day!
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Age does not matter, you can party as much as you want.
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You're aged to perfection.
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Wishing you a happy and prosperous birthday and a sweet night of birthday dreams.
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Best Day Ever: MM/DD/YYYY
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You're not getting older, you're getting better.
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Happy Birthday! You're not getting older...just more distinguished!
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Don't count the years! Count the blessings! Have a wonderful Birthday!
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Kick off your shoes, take a break, Crank the tunes, Dance and Shake, light the candles, cut the cake.
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Everyone is the age of their heart.
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Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.
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A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
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Hope lovely surprises are coming your way, To make your Birthday a Wonderful day.
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A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.
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A simple celebration, a gathering of friends; here is wishing you great happiness, a joy that never ends.
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Best wishes on your birthday, and throughout the coming year.
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Sending warm and loving wishes, Of happiness and cheer, And everything you need to start, Another happy year.
Wow, very nice and heartwarming birthday wishes and happy birthday messages you've listed here. I really like this one.
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